The number one is kind of obvious, but really, there can be only one.
5. Luke fon Fabre, Tales of the Abyss--
This one is pretty low-key, but it's a prime example of just how RPG outfits usually go stupid. Something about the snowboard pants, the ridiculous hair, and the needless male midriff baring are just a few ways this outfit says DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLARS. Then, later on, when SPOILERS: Luke cuts his hair for CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, it reveals an unfortunate logo on the back of his shirt that the player has to stare at for the rest of the sixty hour game. Awkward.
4. The Entire Cast of Final Fantasy IV, As Drawn By Nintendo Power This isn't exactly canon, but COME ON. Who can resist the stylings of ARMOR SWIMSUIT KAIN??
Also, this is an appropriate time to point out that Cecil is probably not wearing any pants:
3. Nash Latkje, Suikogaiden Nash, I love you, but lavender is not stealthy nor particularly functional.
There are about fifteen different random buckles, a fastener the in the shape of a donut, and leggings that resemble kneesocks. Then tops that off with his special brand of overcoat-slash-dress and his strange, strange rectangular shoes.
2. Sion, The Bouncer We all knew that Nomura had to rear his primary-colored multizippered head sometime.
It has all the horrible details we've come to...appreciate Nomura for, the garish colorscheme, the nonsensical chokers and huge silver pendants. I also like the billowy shorts layered over the mini-leggings. Classy. Also of note: more jangly bits than you can shake an overlarge fighting implement at.
1. Ashley Riot, Vagrant Story Really, who else could it have been? Assless battleshorts. Assless battleshorts.
It amazes me that to this day I am the only person on livejournal interested in Ashley Riot's hair. It seems there's at least enough material for a college minor there.
5. Luke fon Fabre, Tales of the Abyss--
This one is pretty low-key, but it's a prime example of just how RPG outfits usually go stupid. Something about the snowboard pants, the ridiculous hair, and the needless male midriff baring are just a few ways this outfit says DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLARS. Then, later on, when SPOILERS: Luke cuts his hair for CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, it reveals an unfortunate logo on the back of his shirt that the player has to stare at for the rest of the sixty hour game. Awkward.
4. The Entire Cast of Final Fantasy IV, As Drawn By Nintendo Power This isn't exactly canon, but COME ON. Who can resist the stylings of ARMOR SWIMSUIT KAIN??
Also, this is an appropriate time to point out that Cecil is probably not wearing any pants:
3. Nash Latkje, Suikogaiden Nash, I love you, but lavender is not stealthy nor particularly functional.
There are about fifteen different random buckles, a fastener the in the shape of a donut, and leggings that resemble kneesocks. Then tops that off with his special brand of overcoat-slash-dress and his strange, strange rectangular shoes.
2. Sion, The Bouncer We all knew that Nomura had to rear his primary-colored multizippered head sometime.
It has all the horrible details we've come to...appreciate Nomura for, the garish colorscheme, the nonsensical chokers and huge silver pendants. I also like the billowy shorts layered over the mini-leggings. Classy. Also of note: more jangly bits than you can shake an overlarge fighting implement at.
1. Ashley Riot, Vagrant Story Really, who else could it have been? Assless battleshorts. Assless battleshorts.
It amazes me that to this day I am the only person on livejournal interested in Ashley Riot's hair. It seems there's at least enough material for a college minor there.
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